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Swim Thong
Swim Thong
Swim Thong
Swim Thong
Swim Thong
Swim Thong
Swim Thong
Swim Thong
Swim Thong
Swim Thong

Swim Thong

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Due to popular demand, I bring you the swimsuit style that almost wasn't - our Swim Thong!

The front pouch is almost identical in form and fit to our swim bikini which was inspired by the posing-trunks that body builders wear during competition, it’s designed to sit high on the hips (like posing trunks) but then plunge down at the center, almost like 2 arrows pointing towards your goods ;).

However, unlike your standard posing trunks, the swim thong is designed to fit snug on a guy of "average" endowment. There is not much extra room, and that is just the point; we designed this to give you that full, almost-busting-out look. Expect to spend a minute adjusting and getting everything in place. The good news is that once it’s all in place, it should stay there. :)

Fits almost identical to the Swim bikini in the front, with the obvious exception of the seat, or lack-thereof ;)

Our Swim Thong is


Colors: Blue, Purple, Yellow, **(we may have Charcoal in a few weeks)**

Dimensions for size Medium:

  • Hip Height at most narrow: 7/8”
  • Width of thong strap (at narrowest point): 7/8”


  • Lining: Single ply of soft, Radiance nylon/spandex fabric. In front pouch only.
  • Drawcord: 7 mm thick, flat, braided drawcord with plastic end caps; ties on the inside center front of garment; does not stretch
  • Logo: Heat seal logo centered on the top center back of the thong


  • Body Fabric: 4-way stretch Sportivo Nylon/Spandex fabric
  • Lining Fabric: ultra-soft, 4-way stretch Radiance nylon/spandex

CARE LABEL INSTRUCTIONS: Machine wash cold with like colors. Hang to dry. Do not iron. Do not bleach. 

Note: None of the photos of the swimwear on this site were edited to alter the colors of the swimsuits, or to smooth out any wrinkles or fold lines of the swimsuits, etc. I asked the photographer to make sure of this so that you guys can have an accurate idea of what this swimwear looks like when worn.



Front Pouch: fits very snug for the 'average' guy. It will take a minute of adjusting to get all your 'stuff' inside. Personally, I think it's worth the effort, because I like the look of a pouch I can fill entirely. 

S, M, L, XL, (2)XXL, (3)XXXL

*please note: this style is intended to fit very snug. If you do not want such a tight fit, order a size up*

Size Chart

Waist size *inches*

 Waist size *cm*


28 - 30”

 71.1 - 76.2 cm


 31- 33"

78.7 - 83.8 cm



86.4 - 91.4 cm



94 - 99.1 cm



101.6 - 109.2 cm



111.7 - 119.4 cm


  • I am the model in all of the photos on this site
  • I am 5'11"; 195 lbs; I have a 33" Waist 
  • I am wearing a size MEDIUM for all styles and colors, for a snug fit

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